dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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