Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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