I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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