i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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