It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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