I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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