I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize