I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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