I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Randomize
