Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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