I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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