Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
