i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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