Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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