just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She bit a glass in half.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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