i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
