i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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