Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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