check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You took a bar mat shot.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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