Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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