doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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