What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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