Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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