he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't deserve a penis
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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