the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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