Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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