I need help removing her.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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