Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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