I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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