What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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