what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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