I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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