Kiss
Puke
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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