Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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