Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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