How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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