i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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