you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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