He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There r osticjed everywhere
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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