my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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