so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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