at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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