plz talk dirty to me
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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