when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
