Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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