those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
