"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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