i would punch a child for taco bell
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
