Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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