love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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