maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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