drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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