she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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