I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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