Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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