so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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